Jokes and and riddles are very fun to tell and hear! Animal jokes and riddles are some of my favorite types. Here are some of my favorite ones! (Some of these are not by me!)
- Why was the pig on the roof? Because it was a construction pig! (like the three little pigs)
- Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!
- Why the cat go to Minnesota? To get a mini soda!
- Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper made them sneeze!
- What is a snake’s favorite holiday? Hiss-mas! (like christmas)
- There were ten cats in a boat. 1 Jumped out. How many are left? None! They are copy cats!
- What is black and white with red all over? A skunk with a rash!