Due to not feeling well today, I will not be recording the Wednesday News show today. This is the script for the Wednesday News Show that could have been.
The Wednesday News Show #5
Welcome back to the Wednesday News Show! I’m your host and this week we have # amazing stories, starting as always with Local News. Then we have DigiNews with Dex McCune, Sports News with Dustyn ‘Dusty’ McCune, then a small section with me! You’re up Davi!
Thank you, David. The Food Bank for Central & Northeast Missouri, which is located in Columbia, has served more than 41,000 people this year. 9,300 people were served in August alone, which is almost 30% more people than last August. The Food Bank has distributed more than 1.1 million pounds of food, and has a new truck delivery system which has greatly increased the number of food distributed. We can hope that these numbers increase as they continue to serve the mid-Missouri area. Now for DigiNews, with Dex McCune!
Thanks Davi! YouTube is once again being sued because of their greatest ally and their greatest nemesis… CHILDREN. YouTube obviously targets all kinds of people, but children have gotten them the most money, although children also have cost them a great deal in lawsuits. Because of children’s minds being more susceptible to advertisements, YouTube has been sued a few times on the premise that videos targeted at kids should not have advertisements, and that all kids videos should be labeled as kids videos. Right now in the UK, YouTube is being sued for the equivalent of 3.2 billion US dollars. We will see how this turns out. Now for Sports News with Dustyn ‘Dusty’ McCune!
Thank you, Dex. As we all know, football isn’t all about the raw strength and power of the players. The wisdom(or lack thereof) of the coach changes the team completely. A good coach can make one of the greatest teams of all time. A bad one can ruin someone’s whole career. A great example of an outstanding coach is Bill Belichick. That is why today we are going to do a frame-by-frame analysis of every game- what? We have a time limit? Oh. Let’s see… anything else about Bill… AHA! Apparently Bill is 68 years old! The oldest coach was 73 when he stopped coaching. But wait! The coach of the Seahawks turned 69 recently! Will either of them beat the old record?!? We’ll have to wait a few years… Well that gives me time to do a frame-by-frame analysis! Hooray! Take it away David!
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Every week from now on, at the end of the episode, I will announce the book of the week! This week the special book is… Lawless by Jeffrey Salane! I read this book in less than 24 hours, although I suppose it is a fairly short book. I definitely recommend this book! Thank you for reading the Wednesday News Show.